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What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut?

Yes, what is it

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Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What would you name someone who can predict when people sneeze?

Nostrildamus

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What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut