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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

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How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

What do you get when you administer marijuana to cows?

High steaks! (I'll just see my way out...)

Baby Elephant Jokes More Baby Elephant Jokes

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

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How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

What do you call someone who sneezes doing cocaine?

A snowblower