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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

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How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

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How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a fork lift truck!

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?

Six weeks old!

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What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.