What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old?

Six weeks old!

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

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How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?

She sneezes.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze