What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed?

Out of the way!

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Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

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How do you raise a baby elephant?

With a fork lift truck!

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant?

When it's a baby elephant!

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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose?

Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

Why did everybody where white pants at The Masters?

Dustin Johnson sneezed.