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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What's the difference between John Kenndy Jr. and Ted Kennedy?

Ted can swim away from an accident.

Why doesn't Mexico have a team in the summer Olympics?

Because all the ones who can run, jump or swim are ready in the US.

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you say when God sneezes?

Go bless yourself.

Pepper Water Jokes More Pepper Water Jokes

Why do sharks live in salt water?

Pepper water makes them sneeze.

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!