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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What kind of sharks make good carpenters?

Hammerheads!

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What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze!

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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What do you call a football fan with a cold?

A sneezing ticket holder.

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh