Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

What happens when sharks take their clothes off?

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You swimming pull

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What does a nut say when it sneezes?

Cashew.

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Because they're too busy coffin.

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Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!