Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Which kind of shark is also the saddest dog?

The porbeagle.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall?

Dam.

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

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Why do sharks swim in salt water?

Because pepper water makes them sneeze!

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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What sounds do nuts make when they sneeze?

Cashew

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

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Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

Why do sharks only swim in salt water?

Got this is a Cracker Jack box) Because pepper water makes them sneeze!