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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What did one shark say to the other?

These Malaysia Airline meals aren't bad.

What do you call a shark with no friends?

A lone shark

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

How do you know if a pepper is being nosy?

When he's jalapeno business!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

Why do seals swim in salt water?

Cause pepper makes them sneeze.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.