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Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?

Frost bite!

Pepper Jokes More Pepper Jokes

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

What do you call a pizza with just peppers on it?

A pepperonly pizza!

Salt Water Jokes More Salt Water Jokes

What kind of ships can't go in salt water?

Snail-boats

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

Sneeze Jokes More Sneeze Jokes

What do you get when a dragon sneezes?

Out of the way. Thanks League smh

Why do the sharks only swim in salt water?

Because they would sneeze in pepper water.