What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse