What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What does Shakespeare say when he is angry with his dog?

Out, out, damned Spot!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What do you call a dead guy hanging on your wall?

Art.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between a masochist and a blogger?

There's none, both live for the hits.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.