What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!"::Whack::

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

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What does a terrorist and a cue ball have in common?

The harder you hit them the more English you get.

Why are asteroids so strong when they hit the planet?

Because they take a steroid.

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What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!