What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

How much wood does a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck chuck could chuck wood?

None because only beavers give a dam.

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Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.