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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

Why do fish always have c-sections?

Because they can't have land sections

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Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

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Because he's the Blade Runner.

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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.