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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?

Damn!

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

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What do call a fish with a Phd?

A brain sturgeon.

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.