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What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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What did the black cat say to the fish?

I've got a bone to pick with you!

Whats the difference between a fish and a mountain goat?

Fish muck about in fountains

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Why did the motorcycle suddenly stop running?

Because it was two tired.

How did Harry Potter get down the mountain?

Running... JK rolling

Dam Jokes More Dam Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What stopped the beaver's crime spree?

The damming evidence