What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

Hit by a car.

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.