What'd the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam!

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Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Why did Bill Gates &amp?

Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, "Go fish".

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What do you call a Canadian that's been run through a blender?

Pure-eh

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans

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Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)