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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love, pure love and excessive love?

Blowing Swallowing Gargeling

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy?

Business kept falling off!

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What's the leader of North Korea's wife wear when she's not in the mood?

A Kimono

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because its two tyred

Why can't bicycles stand on their own?

They are two tired

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving?

He gave tanks.

How do you drive this thing?

Two soldiers are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "GLUGGLUGBLUGBWOOABB"

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

What did the salad wearing a tuxedo say?

I feel a bit overdressed.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!