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What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What time did the man go to the dentist?

Tooth hurt-y.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why don't witches wear a flat cap?

There's no point to it

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

Attire Jokes More Attire Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What do you get if you cross a chemical and a bicycle?

Bike carbonate of soda!

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

Unicycle Jokes More Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What do you call a tank rolling through the streets of Poland?

Ghetto Blaster

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!