What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

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What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane?

When the sandwich drops I'm sad.

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

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What do you give to a man that had everything?

Antibiotics

Why are those two men standing in the spine of that book?

It must need Osteo-per-o-sis" Love it.

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What does Oedipus the king's mother wear under her dress?

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

X-post from r/bicycling Attire

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What do Mormon's and tweekers have in common?

Both ride bicycles and bust mission.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

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How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Why does the French Army install Rear-view mirrors in their Tanks?

So that they can see the battle.

Tuxedo Jokes More Tuxedo Jokes

Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

Why are you wearing a tuxedo?

The man responds "If I'm going to be im-po-tant, I want to look im-po-tant!"