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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!

What's the difference between a tsunami and a bear?

A tsunami doesn't care that you are faster than your buddy.

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What do you call it when two terrorists are horsing around on the radio?

Talibanter

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How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.