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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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Why did the horse get a divorce?

It didn't have a stable relationship.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!