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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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What's the difference between a caver and a spelunker?

A caver rescues a spelunker.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

One is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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What do you call a horse that has very good vision underwater?

A seehorse.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!