What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a simple command.

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What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What do you call someone that lives next a horse?

Their neighbor

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

What's the difference between a bag of chips and a duck with the flu?

One's a quick snack and the other's a sick quack!