What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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A gallop poll.

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Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!