What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

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What's the difference between a chainsaw and an accordion?

A chainsaw can be tuned.

What's the difference between woman's breasts and a box of matches?

The matches are made for adults, but kids constantly grab'em and play with them. The situation is quite opposite with breasts.

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

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Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

Why did the duck get arrested?

Because he was smoking quack!