If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.
Not many of them know how to dance.
The officer hadn't read him his rights.
I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.
No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
To Test a Mint
Candy cow jump over the moon!
Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Make it sew number 1!
