If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
Fearless Reader
About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.
They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
DEEZ NUTZ, Ha! Goteem!
2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)
Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.
Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..
