Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

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What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

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Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

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What do you call a blind, legless buck?

No eye-deer. EDIT: I totally messed this joke up. Please give me another chance with another joke

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint

Who's there! Candy! Candy who?

Candy cow jump over the moon!

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What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

How do you print something when you've really got to go to the toilet?

You ctrl p.