Cheez It!
Allahu snackbar!
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
Choco-late.
To Test a Mint
Pre-nup brittle.
And
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Lots a candy.
Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van
Dental floss!
They all get their fair shear
WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.
Mike Ike's are my least favorite.
C and Y
We throw away the rappers.
Anyone know why they all have bags of candy
Candy cow jump over the moon!
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
It was Valenswine's Day.
Moo-dicinal
Mariguana.
Because the little boys pants were half off.
He was scared sheetless.
A tournament
Because they lost their 2 best shooters
The moon scares the daylights out of it!
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
A sweet buzz!
Imogen
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
A) I don't know he also stole my watch.
Carlos.
A Tutsi roll!
Tutsi Roll.
