Cheez It!
Allahu snackbar!
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
Choco-late.
To Test a Mint
Pre-nup brittle.
And
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Lots a candy.
Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van
Dental floss!
They all get their fair shear
WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.
Mike Ike's are my least favorite.
C and Y
We throw away the rappers.
Anyone know why they all have bags of candy
Candy cow jump over the moon!
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
It was Valenswine's Day.
For making false acc sations.
It was the pot calling the cattle back.
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Q: What is a crack head's favourite song A: I wanna rock!!! Well I found it funny anyway..
They wanna peek-a-chu.
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
I don't know, I just fly the drones.
All your chips and candy bars are family sized.
This is non-cents!
A pizza can feed a family
Pluto.
The recipe told her to mints her garlic.
Abandonment.
Free Shots
You don't live in Mississippi.
