Cheez It!
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
Choco-late.
To Test a Mint
Pre-nup brittle.
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Lots a candy.
Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van
Dental floss!
They all get their fair shear
WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.
Mike Ike's are my least favorite.
C and Y
We throw away the rappers.
Anyone know why they all have bags of candy
Candy cow jump over the moon!
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
It was Valenswine's Day.
Constellation.
Portugeese
Because
Alpaca bowl!!!
Pupil: Nobody I know!
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
It might take a while for me to get hard, I was just laid by a chick.
What's that noise?
Allahu Snackbar!
He was going as a banana.
Tweets.
Tutsi Roll.
A Tutsi roll!
Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)
Because they serve Poutine.
