Cheez It!
Allahu snackbar!
She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.
Choco-late.
To Test a Mint
Pre-nup brittle.
And
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
Lots a candy.
Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van
Dental floss!
They all get their fair shear
WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.
Mike Ike's are my least favorite.
C and Y
We throw away the rappers.
Anyone know why they all have bags of candy
Candy cow jump over the moon!
If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read
Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*
Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.
It was Valenswine's Day.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.
At the infideli counter.
To sleep under it
Dork chocolate
College tuition
To the Allahu Akbar
No one can ever know P.S. are these type of tongue twister jokes allowed here If not i will happily remove it.
Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
Eclipse it
A chauffeur.
Holy Guacamole
Blender. How do you get them out? Chips.
A lamingTON!
I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone
