Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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Why did the man name his daughter Candy?

She was the sweetest mistake he ever made.

Why did Jesus go to a Candy shop?

To Test a Mint