Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.