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Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

And

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.