Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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What are the rules about Canadians?

Does everybody get one Do I get to choose Where do I sign up

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

What candy do you give your wife before you get married?

Pre-nup brittle.