What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

What is the difference between a Windows Phone and a brick?

One is a brick and the other is a brick with a screen

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do a three paragraph term paper and a 5'2" Mexican have in common?

They're both short essays.

What anime do Mexicans watch?

Boku no Pico de Gallo

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

What is a ducks drug of choice?

Quack.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What is horse sense?

Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!

What do you call a quote with inhuman like abilities?

A Super Saying