What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between tumblr and a gun?

The gun has only one trigger

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

What is a chefs weapon of choice?

A salt rifle

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

What's the difference between "a choice" and " to choose?

A choice" is a decision you make. "To choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.