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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

When does a bed grow longer?

At night, because two feet are added to it.

How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Who would you turn to face?

Be careful with whom you chose

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

Why are quantum physicists the kinkiest of all scientists?

They have the ability to penetrate both holes at the same time. explanation(http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double-slitexperiment)

What is the definition of diplomacy?

The ability to tell a person to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip.