What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Marty Mcfly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty Mcfly stopped going back to 1985.

What's the difference between "ooo" and "ahhhh"?

About 3 inches.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant?

Little Cesar's

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

When does 2-1=0?

When you're talking about choices.

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

What do you call it if you were to second guess your decision to book time at a Native American community?

That's a reservation reservation reservation. (Credit to Brian Regan)

Where do war generals make decisions?

In a think tank

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

What did you choose?

Guy: I don't remember.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.