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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un?

Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What car transmission do Mexicans use?

Manuel.

What are Mexican hackers called?

BanDDoS

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's the difference between an introverted scientist and an extroverted scientist?

An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

Decision Jokes More Decision Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Who wouldn't let the gorilla in the ballet?

Just... the person responsible for making those decisions...

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread?

It's more fun to break wind

Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

Ability Jokes More Ability Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What do you call breads ability to smell?

Naan sense!