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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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What are some good Asian jokes you know?

I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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What stars go to jail?

Shooting stars.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

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What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.

What do mathematicians read for fun?

Conics

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What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".