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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List!" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

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How would America win gold medals in shooting for the Olympics?

They take their prison population and school population to Rio.

Why do neutrons shoot through dense material, but get reflected by softer material during Radiography?

Have always been curious of this.

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How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

What lies upside down a hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

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What is cosmetics?

Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something