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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

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Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

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What's the difference between Colin Kaepernick and a martyr?

One stood for something

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.