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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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How do you tell the difference between an introvert or extrovert software engineer?

The extrovert looks at your feet when talking.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Why didn't The Terminator upgrade to windows 10?

I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"

Why is 10 afraid of 7?

Because 7 8 9

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When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

W

What has ten letters and starts with gas?

Flatulence