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How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

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How tall is Luke Skywalker?

Six foot force

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

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What was it like?

Me: What was what like 10: Being alive in the 1900's Me: Go to your room.

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

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What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

Why do Native Americans wear jock straps?

TOTEM POLE

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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.