Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand?

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

What did the Russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb?

Nothing.

What's white and 12 inches?

Nothing