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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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Why can't an Italian snake talk?

Because it doesn't have any hands.

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

Why did Princess Diana divorce Prince Charles?

She was always told a ruler was 12 inches!