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Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why are hot dogs the best dogs?

Because they feed the hand that bites them.

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

11 Inch Jokes More 11 Inch Jokes

Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

Why is my hand 11 inches long?

Because if it were any longer it would be a foot!