Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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What has three feet but no legs?

A yardstick.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.

What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What's 12 inches and white?

Nothing.

What is white, 12 inches long, and not a fluorescent light bulb?

Nothing.