Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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How is a judge like an English teacher?

They both hand out long sentences.

Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake?

Someone else's!

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What's 12 inches long and white?

Nothing.

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."