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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot