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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot?

Ow, mitosis!

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do a brick and I have in common?

We both get laid by hand.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What's white, hard, and 12 inches long?

Nothing.

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."