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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after being handed a cheese grater?

That's the worst book I ever read.

How did Pinocchio find out that he was made out of wood?

His hand caught fire.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.