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Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his foot?

Mitosis.

What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..