Why isn't my hand 12 inches?

Because then it would be a foot

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany?

Danke

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Why is the biggest nose only 11 inches?

Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)