Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

12 Inch Jokes More 12 Inch Jokes

What's 12 inches and white?

Nothing.

What do me and Subway have in common?

12 inches