Two pirates.
They all live in Arkansas
The pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"
Because deep down they're really nice people.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out
Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
Fingerprints.
Because sometimes the ayes (eyes) have it and sometimes the no's (nose).
Coz their eyes opened.
