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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What's six feet tall, silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How long did you spend on your cosplay?

Me: Seven months A: *Hands me a badge marked "Casual"*

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why did the monster take his nose apart?

To see what made it run.

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you say when you catch a deer with no eyes?

I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.