What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do sneezes wear on their feet?

Ahhh-shoes.

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.

How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."