What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

Previous Random Joke Next

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.

What did the pirate say after his successful pillage?

Thanks for the gold kind stranger!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

What do you get when you hold two green balls tightly in your hand?

A leprachaun's undivided attention.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What did the mouth say to the nose?

Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...

How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for French fries.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Why do think that?

The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."