What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why couldn't the Sailor steal other peoples work?

It was Pirated.

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What do you find in an empty nose?

Fingerprints.

What does a ghost pick out of his nose?

Boo-gers

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!