What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do you test a pirate for crabs?

Swab the deck!

Where does a pirate keep his gold?

In his treas-arrrr chest!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do you fight using only your feet?

Oh, y'know. For kicks.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

What smells better than it taste?

A nose

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby?

Stop crying and viper your nose!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What's the biggest fish you ever caught?

That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes "