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What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses?

Two pirates.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What did the pirate say when he saw the dank meme?

Arrr

Why are pirates so popular?

They just arrrr.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why is this?

B: It's because your feet aren't empty.

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

What do you call a tree that you can fit in your hand?

A PALM TREE!!!

Nose Jokes More Nose Jokes

Who the clown use as his clown horn?

Who nose

What do you call a nose without a body?

Nobody knows.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish without an eye?

A Fsh

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.