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What do get when a ghost picks his nose?

Boooooogers!

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What do women and dog-poop have in common?

The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed?

When your nose touches the ceiling!

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What would Bill Nye be called if he spoke to ghosts?

Bill Nye the Seance guy.

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with