Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Who's there! Anderson! Anderson who?

Anderson and daughter came too!

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

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Why did the Greenlander get so angry when he didn't win the lottery?

Because he was inuit to win it

Why did the mayonnaise win the running race?

Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.

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What are you gonna be for Halloween?

Drunk!

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Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

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What was the bear's favourite pick-up line?

Hey baby, what's ursine?

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

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How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?

BYE-SON!

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Little Sister Jokes More Little Sister Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.: