Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

Why do clairvoyants have crystal balls?

So they can see what's coming.

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What does LeBron James do after winning the NBA Championship?

He turns off his Xbox.

Why do artists never win when they play football?

They keep drawing!

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Why didn't the skeleton go for the Halloween party?

He had "No body " to go with.

What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

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Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

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What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.