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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Who's there! Army Ant! Army Ant who?

Army Ants coming for tea then

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Why do Italians throw pizza onto the field after they win a match?

Because they rain supreme.

Why are dogs bad at poker?

Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What kind of car did J.J. Abrams send to pick up Harrison Ford for the new Star Wars premiere?

A Hyundai.

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs in the middle of the ocean?

Bobby

Why was the Boy having trouble finding power in the Cul-de-sac?

There was no outlet

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Little Sister Jokes More Little Sister Jokes

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san

Why didn't Silento knock before coming inside?

Because you already know who it's isss! My little sister told me this joke.