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Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the cookie get fired from his job?

He came to work baked.

What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award?

Leonardo Di Cardio

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

What do Hutterites do on Halloween?

Pump-kin

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What is the best thing about liquid soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys?

Operation Yewtree.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party?

To the boo-ty parlour.

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

Why did the scarecrow receive a prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Little Sister Jokes More Little Sister Jokes

What did Norman Bates call his little sister?

You know you see it coming...) A: Psycho-sis! (I won't let the doorknob hit me on the way out..)

What do little sisters ride?

A Nii-san