Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

Which did you pick?

ME: I can't remember.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What's Tommen Baratheon's favorite band?

Fall out boy

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Prize Jokes More Prize Jokes

What prize did the dead body receive?

Atrophy

Why was the farmer disappointed when he tried to marry his prized melon?

Because the minister wouldn't marry the two, since a melon can't elope!

Little Sister Jokes More Little Sister Jokes

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.: