Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did one eyebrow say to the other eyebrow when leaving?

Eyebro. I will see myself out.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What is a childs's favourite type of Halloween candy?

Lots a candy.

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

What did the ghost say when he got to the Halloween party?

Im here for the boos.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.