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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do hillbillies do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

What do cows say on Halloween?

Still moo.

Goblin Jokes More Goblin Jokes

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's