Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What is the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It will cut through your pants and not even leave a hole.

Why did Bill Gates get sick?

Because he left the Windows open.

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What are you going to be for Halloween dad?

Me: Drunk 9: What's mom gonna be me: Mad

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

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When is a Pixie not a Pixie?

When its head is up a Fairy's skirt, then it's a goblin.

Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

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How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL