Because everyone was a goblin
Russell. What do you call a man under a pile of leaves for thousands of years Pete.
Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Pump-Kin
A Dead End.
He had to take a sheet.
He was going as a banana.
Finding half of a roach in your food.
A hamburger.