Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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What do Ted Bundy and the Space Shuttle Colombia have in common?

They both left bodies in four states.

What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

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Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

Why do pigs love Halloween?

There's lots of hogsgobblin.

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Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

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What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.