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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What does a math teacher say when they leave?

Calc-U-LATER

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

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Why was there no food left at the Halloween party?

Because everyone was a goblin

What directions did the ghost give the goblin?

"Make a fright turn at the corner."

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What can I do about it?

Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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Why does the food take so long at an Internet cafe?

Because the servers cannot be found

Why didn't you make all the food on that long order?

Cook: Because I'm a short order cook.