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Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

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Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Why didn't JFK ever like vodka?

Because he couldn't handle a few shots

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What's the difference between a sniper with bad eyesight and a constipated owl?

One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't sh...

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you