Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

Why did Taco Bell hire Eminem?

Because he's a Wrap God

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Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.