Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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What is the difference between a girl and a pool table?

You have a shot with a pool table.

How do you prevent alcoholism?

Shots.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

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How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.