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Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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What did the Secret Service agent say to the President-elect when someone tried to take a shot at him?

Donald, Duck!

What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot

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Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

Why do melons insist on having big weddings?

Because they just cantaloupe.