Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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What do you say if you're testing a new firearm?

I'll take a shot

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What's a rapper's favorite candy?

Eminems.

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Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.