Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

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What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

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Why can't you get drunk with a sniper?

Because they are usually done after one or two shots.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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What do you call alcohol in a bird bath?

Tequila mockingbird

What's a sheep's favorite type of alcohol?

Mutton-schnapps.

Slug Jokes More Slug Jokes

What do you call an extroverted snail?

A slug

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!