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Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

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Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb?

None cuz it's already lit af

When was the last time you flossed?

Me: "BRO, you were there."

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did Kennedy throw his head back?

He was taking a shot.

Why would John F. Kennedy make a horrible boxer?

Because he can't take a shot to the head.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why do Little People hate the taste of alcohol?

Because they can't reach the top shelf.

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

Slug Jokes More Slug Jokes

What do you call an extroverted snail?

A slug

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!