Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

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Bro Jokes More Bro Jokes

What was the point in making your car louder, bro?

Do you really want women to turn their heads and notice you drive a 1999 Honda Civic

Why do college frat boys drink before bathing?

Buds before suds, bro.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

Slug Jokes More Slug Jokes

What happens when two snails fight?

They slug it out.

Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?

She heard he was a cowpuncher!