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Slug Jokes

What do you call an extroverted snail?

A slug

Love Card

Love Card

What did the slug say to the snail?

Would you like a copy of the big issue

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Why did the bros take a shot of alcohol together?

Because if one bro takes a shot, the other takes a slug! #Bromanceforlife #Dietogether