What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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Neither work when you open windows.

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A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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Leave them to slug it out.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Once upon a slime...