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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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What's the difference between a terrorist cell and a children's hospital?

Don't ask me man, I just fly the drones.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

Why is Microsoft coming out with a windows 10 instead of 9?

Because 7 8 9

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Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

The beans keep slipping through the grill.

Why did the nun always wear a slip?

Sheer habit.

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What do you call an extroverted snail?

A slug

What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!