What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Why do buzzards prefer to fly?

Because they really like their carry-on..... yeah total dad joke, i know.

What did one frog say to the other?

Time's sure fun when you're having flies!

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I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

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Because 7 8 9!

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He goes into the barn and slips into a nice warm Jersey.

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The beans keep slipping through the grill.

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What do you call an extroverted snail?

A slug

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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How does a monster begin a fairy tale?

Once upon a slime...

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!