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Why does windows 9 not exist?

Because 7 8 9.

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

Why did Apple employee get away jacking off in the office?

Because there are no windows!

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What does a donkey say?

It says "Hey Shrek, whats up?" (I was 9 when i made this okay)

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

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Why did the number 6 cry?

Because 7 8 9. (7 ate 9)

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.