Why is it Windows 10 and not 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

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Why was Windows Vista afraid of 7?

Because Windows 7 8 9.

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy?

I must throw that doggie out the window!"!

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What do you call an Ewok who just ate pancakes?

A sticky Wicket.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What's small and got 7 dents in it?

Snow White's cherry

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....