What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

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What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Why did the football coach return to the bank?

To get his quarterback.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Because chickens didn't exist yet.

Why have human fossils never been found in Iran?

Because homos in Iran do not exist.

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What two friends belonging to two different alien species call each other?

Brothers from Another Mothership.

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.