What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

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Who is the richest person in the Bible?

The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

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What political party does Jon Snow belong to?

The Know-Nothings!

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here