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What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

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What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

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What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

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How do you confuse Pareto?

Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.

What did the meter sticks say to the lonely ruler?

You just don't belong.