What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

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What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

Why was the robber bionic?

He was holding up a bank.

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum.

How do you broach the sensitive religious topic about the possibility a human soul might not actually exist?

Gingerly.

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song