What belongs in the bank and doesn't exist?

My tax refund.

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What did Michael Jackson say at the bank?

Make that change

What did the getaway driver do after his accomplice, Rice, robbed the bank?

Pilaf.

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How do you tell a hypocrite from a normal person?

The hypocrite's the one that exists.

What do you call a color that doesn't exist?

A pigment of your imagination.

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What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!

Why did the dyslexic butcher feel left out?

He felt like he just didn't belong-a (bologna)