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Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

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Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

What's the difference between a man who owns a gun and a man who owns a bank?

A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Where did Capt. Hook buy his prosthesis?

A. At a secondhand store.

What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase?

A. "It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."

Area Jokes More Area Jokes

What is the area at the Danish/German border called?

The DaneGer zone!

What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley

Palestine Jokes More Palestine Jokes

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

Jordan Jokes More Jordan Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan