Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bank Jokes More Bank Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

How would you write do not touch in Braile?

A. With copper wire and strong electric current. (read it in a shower thoughts thread)

Why can't Snape teach Herbology?

A. He can't keep the lilies alive.

Area Jokes More Area Jokes

What is the area at the Danish/German border called?

The DaneGer zone!

Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51?

The C.I.ayy

Palestine Jokes More Palestine Jokes

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

Jordan Jokes More Jordan Jokes

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?

A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.