Its got two banks.
To get his quarterback.
Small medium at large
Because America is never wrong.
Rabbit
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
My tax refund.
To get his quarterback!!
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
To get is quarterback.
So you always have access to cold hard cash...
Make that change
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
A polterheist.
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
At the bank.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
The one with the most branches!
Because of all the tellers.
They both deal with checks and balances.
Because she had an interest in the principal.
It started its own branch
He needed the dough.
They weren't hiring.
Pilaf.
He was holding up a bank.
Billy the Squid.
PNC
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!
Banks
He was bad at stickup lines.
I said, "Piggy"
Because he cleaned out the vault.
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me
A tiger has the mane part missing!
Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.
They both spend all their money on payphones.
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo
A globe-trotter!
He was tired of Haulin' Oats
Nukes... You're fired!
Lack of concentration.
It lacks body
A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!
Hare spray.
Just for the halibut.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH