Its got two banks.
To get his quarterback.
Small medium at large
Because America is never wrong.
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Rabbit
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
My tax refund.
To get his quarterback!!
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
To get is quarterback.
So you always have access to cold hard cash...
Because it rhymes with Bank Manager
Make that change
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
A polterheist.
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
At the bank.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
The one with the most branches!
Because of all the tellers.
They both deal with checks and balances.
Because she had an interest in the principal.
It started its own branch
He needed the dough.
They weren't hiring.
Pilaf.
He was holding up a bank.
Billy the Squid.
PNC
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!
Banks
He was bad at stickup lines.
I said, "Piggy"
Because he cleaned out the vault.
So he could make a clean getaway.
Because he had a crook in his neck.
Loan shark.
She left her Head & Shoulders on the beach
A theocracy.
I'll let you know when I find out...
Because they have rain over every country in the world.
Any
Arbus leaves in 5 minutes
So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now
A high five...
A Naanprofit!
Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.
"Today children we will learn our ABC's"
Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.
In the Snowbank. My first post is a dad joke
