Its got two banks.
To get his quarterback.
Small medium at large
Because America is never wrong.
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
Rabbit
Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.
My tax refund.
To get his quarterback!!
For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.
To get is quarterback.
So you always have access to cold hard cash...
Because it rhymes with Bank Manager
Make that change
The Pharao's daughter. She went to the bank of the Nile to pick up a little prophet.
A. The area around the Jordan. The banks were always overflowing.
A polterheist.
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
At the bank.
It gets put under cardiac arrest.
The one with the most branches!
Because of all the tellers.
They both deal with checks and balances.
Because she had an interest in the principal.
It started its own branch
He needed the dough.
They weren't hiring.
Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.
Pilaf.
He was holding up a bank.
Billy the Squid.
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
PNC
Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!
Banks
He was bad at stickup lines.
I said, "Piggy"
Because he cleaned out the vault.
A small medium at large.
He rEDDITed it. I'll leave.
You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook
Marco Rubio
The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.
Friend: she told me to upload her photo in FB, I uploaded in OLX... Mistakes do happen
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.
Formed a coustic d'tat
Because the government cuts corners.
River banks
To the river bank!
Connect the Dots.
Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.
A loan shark!
Loan shark.