Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!