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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

What do you call money that grows on trees?

Marijuana

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

Cold Hard Cash Jokes More Cold Hard Cash Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...