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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

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Put it in the freezer.

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Cold Hard Cash Jokes More Cold Hard Cash Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

('He wanted cold hard cash!')