Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...