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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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Who's there! Checkmate! Checkmate who?

Checkmate bounce if you don't have money in the bank!

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

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What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber?

He was bad at stickup lines.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer?

So she could keep the refrigerator cold.

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

Cold Hard Cash Jokes More Cold Hard Cash Jokes

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...