What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What do you call it when a deer and a rabbit runaway together?

Jackaloping

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

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Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

What's the worst thing you can call a black person?

Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor