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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

What's w/the ice pack?

12: I have a headache. Me: Do you think it's a good idea to play video games if you have a headache 12: Yes.

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What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

Hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D... wait what were YOU THINKING!!!