What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.