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What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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Deer Jokes More Deer Jokes

What do you call a deer that has no eyes?

I got no-eye deer!

What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This May not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

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Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

How does the quadriplegic cross the free way?

I'll give you a hint... Take the "F" out of "free" and the "F" out of "way".

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.