What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah

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How much do deer nuts cost?

Under a buck

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

Why is it not a good idea to tell your parents about your failures while they are on an elevator?

It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What do you call a deer that has really good eyesight?

Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah