What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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What's the difference between beer nut and deer nuts?

Beer nuts will cost you about $1.25. Deer nuts are under a buck.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

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What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay

What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.