What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What do deer and women have in common?

The hornier, the better!

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Why did the cannibal have an upset stomach?

He ate someone who disagreed with him.

What do you call a boxer with an upset stomach?

Gaseous Clay