How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

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What do you call a perverted Magician?

Q: What do you call a perverted Magician A: David "Cop a Feel"...ba dum cha!

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops