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How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops