How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you call a disappearing President?

Hocus POTUS

How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.