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How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

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How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*