How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What does a footballer and a magician have in common?

Both do hat tricks!

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How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears