How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew.

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

What did the magician say to the aerial student?

I work on a different plane

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How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!