What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

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Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

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What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya?

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When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.