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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

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How do you pick up my ex girlfriend?

With a broom and a dustpan.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

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What did the magician say when he a did a magic trick on the spaghetti?

Pesto chango

What did the Magician say when he took some Adderall?

Hocus Focus

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Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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Why don't the citizens of Boston build igloos?

Meh. They just aren't in' uit.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?