What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What am I herring?

This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

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What do you call the child of a magician and a potato?

A prestidigitator tot!

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line