What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

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Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

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What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book?

Who-dini

What do you call a dog that is also a magician?

A Labracadabrador.

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What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

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What does a Boston terrier sound like?

Bahk bahk. Wicked bahk.

Why is a Boston painting school so special?

Because everyone there is ahtistic.