What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Why is CoD like women?

Search and Destroy.

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

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Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Why couldn't the band director pick a piece in 4/4 time?

It's too common

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How many magicians does it take to pull a rabbit out of a hat?

One. It's a trick question.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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What did the fisherman do on his date?

Netfish and krill

What did the caught fish say to the fisherman in the net?

Well man it's been reel.

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Why do they want to relocate the Sistine chapel in Boston?

Because it's more than a ceiling

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.