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What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

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Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed!

What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish?

Cod dam

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

Magician Jokes More Magician Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What do you call a Magician with a Parrot?

Pollygone

Fisherman Jokes More Fisherman Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Boston Jokes More Boston Jokes

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

What does a pirate from Boston say?

Aaahhh.