What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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What did George Washington Abraham Lincoln and Christopher Columbus all have in common?

They were all born on holidays.

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

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What did the bee say to the flower?

Hello honey!

What do bees and celebrities have in common?

They're both dying at an alarming rate.