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What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

What kind of bear is best?

One that gets you an oscar

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Where do bees go on holiday?

Stingapore!

What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him?

He's bee-witched!