What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear down from a tree?

Camembert!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why did the knight run about shouting for a tin opener?

He had a bee in his suit of armour!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!