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What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Why do bears poop in the woods?

So nobody will see their bare (bear) bottom!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

Because he liked sole music!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

What do you call a bee in a space rocket?

Bracket