Shine a torch in her ear!
Ask Hugh Hefner.
They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
A snooker table
Because he had no depth perception.
Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to English)
Because, corn has ears!
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
