How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a fish without any eyes?

Boneless chicken

How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eye

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Who's there! Carrie! Carrie who?

Carrie a torch!