How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

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How do hurricanes see?

With one eye

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why was the corn farmer paranoid?

Because the field has ears.

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.