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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

"Is it mine "

Why are blondes so good with odd numbers?

Because they, like, can't even!

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

I have no ideer.

What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?

I only have eyes for ewe, dear

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

Who's there! Carrie! Carrie who?

Carrie a torch!

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!