How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Who's there! Carrie! Carrie who?

Carrie a torch!