How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brown?

A. Artificial intelligence.

What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

Trying to hold on to a thought.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.

How much did is cost the pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck-an-ear.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

Who's there! Carrie! Carrie who?

Carrie a torch!

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.