Shine a torch in her ear!
They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".
They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
I have no-eye-deer! (Unless you're a dad, you may need to sound it out)
When it's past your eyes.
Trying to hold on to a thought.
It goes in one ear and out the other
He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
A bite in shining armor.
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
