Shine Jokes

What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

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What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What would happen if you ate yeast and Polish?

You would rise and shine.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.