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How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

What are red heads good for?

Lighting fires.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle?

Shine a flashlight in his ears.