How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's Alex's (from 'A Clockwork Orange') preferred type of light?

Ultraviolent

What sound does it make when you light a stick of dynamite in them middle of a sheep herd?

Ssssssssssss boom! baaaaaaaah!

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you find your dog if he's lost in the woods?

Put your ear up to a tree and listen for the bark!

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer!

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Flashlight Jokes More Flashlight Jokes

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

Why does a Belgian take a stone and a flashlight to bed?

The stone to throw the lights out, the flashlight to check if the lights are really out