How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the blonde say when someone blew in her ear?

Thanks for the refill.

What do you call bears without ears?

B.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Why am I not asleep?

He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!