How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What do twenty blondes standing ear to ear make?

A wind tunnel.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

Who's there! Carrie! Carrie who?

Carrie a torch!

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!