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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Why do Pokmon have eyes?

So they can Pikachu

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?

A bird that will talk you ear off!

Shine Jokes More Shine Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe Polish for breakfast?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Who's there! Carrie! Carrie who?

Carrie a torch!