What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Whats the most handiest tool ever?

A Hand!

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How do you find and old man in the dark?

Just feel around. It's not hard.

What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

Why Is Reddit Called Reddit?

Because you already read it.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

Statue Liberty Jokes More Statue Liberty Jokes

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Torch Jokes More Torch Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

Shine a torch in her ear!

Liberty Jokes More Liberty Jokes

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

Symbol Jokes More Symbol Jokes

Why is the all-seeing eye the symbol of the occult?

Because they want us all under super-vision!

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Inability Jokes More Inability Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

Represent Jokes More Represent Jokes

What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

What limitations does braille have? Can it represent everything that we read using the alphabet?

Very limited fonts.