Statue bro?
Hey, S-tat-ue?
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Chair? Statue?!
God bless America.
Have everybody chip in.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Are you my mother
A gargoyle!
Because it's not going anywhere.
Fo' chisel.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
A statue of a dog!
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Because he Sphinx he's the best.
Holy smokes.
Because while I wait I like to be introspective
I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".
Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."
Anether(another) Nether
Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.
Give it two test-tickles.
The satisfactory.
A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister.
How much do you whey bro
B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF
None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
Because God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark!
