Statue bro?
Hey, S-tat-ue?
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Chair? Statue?!
God bless America.
Have everybody chip in.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Are you my mother
A gargoyle!
Because it's not going anywhere.
Fo' chisel.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
A statue of a dog!
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Because he Sphinx he's the best.
Holy smokes.
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
So we don't poke our eyes out.
It reads "Small medium at large."
People that would use said word can't read.
We wouldn't have to pay her as much.
After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.
Hebrew".
Because he liked sole music!
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
None. They like it on the dark side.
A girl from Jersey.
Bunnylingus!
Baked Ham
Rock.
