Statue bro?
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Hey, S-tat-ue?
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Chair? Statue?!
God bless America.
Have everybody chip in.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Are you my mother
A gargoyle!
Because it's not going anywhere.
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A scrotum totem
Fo' chisel.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
A statue of a dog!
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
Because he Sphinx he's the best.
Because she's really French, and the French have no GUTS!
Holy smokes.
Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.
Because he didn't know Mandarin
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
Their wives just wouldn't stand for it
He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)
A hexagon! -In collaboration with my kid sister.
Me: Please hold all questions until the end.
Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.
When they are read.
This is the most violent thing I've ever read.
Because the head had to be empty in order to build a restaurant.
