Statue bro?
Hey, S-tat-ue?
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Chair? Statue?!
God bless America.
Have everybody chip in.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Are you my mother
A gargoyle!
Because it's not going anywhere.
Fo' chisel.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
A statue of a dog!
Because he Sphinx he's the best.
Shine a torch in her ear!
A messy cage.
Anywhere he wants to.
He drank so much poison it built his immuni-tea.
Because people are dying to get in.
Pupil: You told me to put it in the Net.
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
He was stuffed.
There was no atmosphere
Because someone threw a fridge at her....
A dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO
I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
