Statue bro?
Hey, S-tat-ue?
The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.
Chair? Statue?!
God bless America.
Have everybody chip in.
Pupil: Because it can't sit down!
Are you my mother
A gargoyle!
Because it's not going anywhere.
Fo' chisel.
Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
A statue of a dog!
Because he Sphinx he's the best.
So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.
Someone laughing their head off
Yes, what is it
To catch her false teeth.
Whittle by whittle.
Thanksgiving turkey when you carve it with a chain saw!
He removed the appendix!
How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.
Don't glaze me, bro
Buds before suds, bro.
Three. One to hold the light bulb do and two to spin the chair
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
Because in America, freedom rings.
The-Odor-e Roosevelt.
