Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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Why is it so hard to get into a relationship with an SJW?

Because they have high double standards.

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?

What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?

Are you my mother

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Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.