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Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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What's the difference between tequila, and all of my relationships?

Tequila never goes bad

What's longer than most relationships these days?

This status.

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What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

Why did the Pharaoh Build a Statue of Himself?

Because he Sphinx he's the best.

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Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.