Why is it a bad idea to get in a relationship with a statue?

Because it's not going anywhere.

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Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why did the relationship between two parallel lines never worked out?

It never worked out because they never met

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did the statue say to the other statue?

Hey, S-tat-ue?

Why did Snoop Dogg go to the store before he sculpted his statue?

Fo' chisel.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!