Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

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What did the horse say when it walked into the bar?

Ouch...

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

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Why is Rene Descartes considered a thinker?

Because he is.

Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

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What do you call a horse that's a criminal?

A Zebra.

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.

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Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted