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What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

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What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

How does a Syrian family have a meal?

The men provide the food and the women do the cooking, leaving the children to wash up afterwards.

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.