Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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What makes a pun, fun?

Add an h.

What did the abacus say to the adding machine?

Calc you later!

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How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

SPLAT!!! He didn't.

Why did the sushi cross the road?

Sushi could get to the other side.

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Why was the road upset when the chicken went over him twice?

It didn't like being double crossed.

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.