Where will they put Deadmau5 when he dies?

In a Mau5oleum!

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What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

What music do cats prefer?

Deadmau5