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Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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Why did the vampire go crazy at Burger King?

He saw all that catsup and wanted a transfusion.

What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

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Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

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Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

What do you get when you cross my brain with a cat?

A cat.

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Where do cows go to hang out?

The slaughterhouse. Emphasis on **hang**.

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow