Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What do you call a psychic midget wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

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Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

Kitty Perry

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

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Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.