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Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Where do you want me to put my clothes?

She says, "On top of mine."

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What do you do if a cow is in the middle of the road you're driving on?

Steer clear

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a telephone and a marriage bureau?

A wedding ring!

Why'd the chicken cross The Road?

Because he wasn't paid the money he deserved.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

Moo.