Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Why was the bumble bee wearing a yamaka?

Because he didn't want to be mistaken for a WASP

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What did the chicken say to the duck who was about to cross the road?

Don't do it, man, you'll never hear the end of it!

Why did the Agnostic cross the road?

We don't have enough evidence to say for sure.

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What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

Why did the chicken cross the road twice?

Because it was a double-crosser

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!