Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

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Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to.

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a skunk?

A fowl smell!

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Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower.

How do cows measure time?

In mooments