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What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*