What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

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What is Poseidon's favourite shortcut?

Ctrl + C

What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

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Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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How do you say dinner in spanish?

JOHN CENA

Why can't any of John Cena's opponents see him?

Because he keeps giving them the Five-Knuckle Shuffle.