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What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

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C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Report Card Jokes More Report Card Jokes

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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Who's your friend who likes to play?

JOHN CENA** *DUn DUnDUnDUn DUn DUnDUnDUn.*

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.