Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."
You can't C me!
Seven C's
Cause she got a D
Ginger Beard
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.
You get a hairdryer!
He made them Batman.
A ghoul Yule!
Who else invents things?
A man with a gun can rob a bank. A man with a bank can rob the world. (Disclaimer: reword of someone else's post to FB today.)
John Cenile.
Redundant
Because my marks are all 'E's.
Because people keep reporting they've found de brie.
Sony Playstation
Take away it's credit cards.
Bison.
Bi-son