Report Card Jokes

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

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What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

What do Caitlin Jenner and the Carolina Panthers have in common?

Manning was just a bit too much for them.

Mark Jokes More Mark Jokes

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!

Why is your January report card so bad?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What did Jos name his son?

Hose B

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

C Jokes More C Jokes

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

How do computers learn to read?

C:/ Dos C:/ Dos Run Run Dos Run

D Jokes More D Jokes

What starts with 'D' and has two letters in it?

W

Why are wedding gowns white?

Cuz the dishwasher should match the stove and the fridge

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

Steal Credit Card Jokes More Steal Credit Card Jokes

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!