Report Card Jokes

What did little John Cena say to his primary school teacher when she gave him his report card?

You can't C me!

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What did the pirate get on his report card?

Seven C's

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January Jokes More January Jokes

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What do you call someone who spends the whole time on their phone whenever you hang out?

A phoney friend!

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

What did the sniper say to his wife when he came back from work?

I missed you

Seven Jokes More Seven Jokes

Why was six scared of seven?

Because seven "ate" nine.

How can you make seven even?

Take away the letter S.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

Credit Card Jokes More Credit Card Jokes

Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do donuts have holes in the center?

Because the inventor of the donut wanted to give us a whole experience.

Why do teenagers want to work for Intel?

Core i3, i5, i7... ican't even! Edited from: >They can't even