What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

I don't know." "So you're the one!"

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

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Why should you avoid people dressed as celery?

They could be stalking you!

Why do people want attention of 1000 pies?

Because it's their sen-pais

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

They are both up to something.

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich?

Because the poor didn't have any!

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.