What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

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What is JPA? Joke point average. Where do people with high JPAs go to?

Hahaharvard

What are people afraid of puns called?

Homophonic I'm sorry...

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How did the desk lamp store manager feel when thieves stole all his lightbulbs?

He was delighted.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Greg.

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.