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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a Mother and Wife?

One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What did you like best about your last job?

Sometimes, people had birthdays and there was free cake.

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

Church Bell Jokes More Church Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Steeple Jokes More Steeple Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Peal Jokes More Peal Jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.