What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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I'm not coming in *this morning*

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People are dying to get in.

When people say 'oh, you're still single?

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The way they enter your house.

What do you call a thief with steel armor?

A stealer!!!!!

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Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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Why do church bells never send e-mails?

They'd rather give each other a ring.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.