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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.