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What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What's the difference between Sugar and Sweet'N Low?

Sugar is on the lips.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

Why do people studying engineering get to already call themselves engineers?

It is not like that anywhere else. It is not like people studying science claim that they are already scientists. Or people studying the arts say they are unemployed.

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

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Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Church Bell Jokes More Church Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Steeple Jokes More Steeple Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a church bell & a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Peal Jokes More Peal Jokes

What is the difference between a banana and a bell?

You can only peel (peal) the banana once.

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.