Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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How is marijuana stock sold on the stock market?

Buy high sell higher.

What's the use of happiness?

It can't buy you money.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

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Why was the chef mad?

He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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Who tries to steal fool's gold?

A pyrite!

How do you know if Buzzfeed article is stolen?

You get the feeling that you've Reddit before.

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.