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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb?

Just one, but it will take 4 episodes.

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Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

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How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

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What did the cheese vendor say to the robber?

Hey! That's nacho cheese!

What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Net profits!

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What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.