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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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What was that?

4-year-old: Nothing. Me: 4: Me: OK. Parenting is easier than it looks.

What has 4 legs, 2 grey and 2 brown?

An elephant with diarrhea

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

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What is a small loan of money?

A small loan of a million dollars

Where do snowmen keep their money?

In a snowbank!

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit!

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.