Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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How many gears does a French Tank have?

5. 4 reverse and 1 forward for parades.

Which rock band has 4 people but doesn't make music?

Mount Rushmore

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?

A full bull!

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What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games?

IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES

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How does one robber ask another how they're doing?

How are you holding up?

Why'd the robber take a bath?

He wanted to make a clean getaway.

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How much money did the bronco have?

Only a buck!

What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

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Why do people admire pirates so much?

They have nerves of steal.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

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What do you call a blasian?

A criminal mastermind

Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.