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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.

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Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

What has 8 arms, is ominous looking and ink is its weapon of choice?

An octopus " "No Jeff, the answer is my wife's 4 divorce attorneys"

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why does my computer always ask me if I'm "sure" about stuff?

Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.

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What's the best thing about having Parkinson's?

Never having to buy another electric toothbrush.

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

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What did the Asian police dog say to the robber?

Fleas!

What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

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What does a radical, Democrat and Republican have in common?

They both want to make money off of other people's work!

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

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What do you call someone that steals shoes?

A sneaker.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

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Why do robbers steal money?

Me: So they can buy stuff. 4: Why don't they just steal the stuff She's a criminal mastermind.