What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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Why did the teddy bear leave the restaurant?

He was stuffed.

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What is Bruce Lee's favorite food?

Whoppaaah

What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements?

A parent, Lee.

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What doesn't belong in this group, A lobster, an octopus, a crab, or a chinese man under a bus?

The octopus, obviously, the three others are crustaceans.