What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?

You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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What do you call a girl shell?

A she shell.

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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When in Canada, what is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?

Carrot-eh

What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

Wataaaah!

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What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.