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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

Bruce Lee Jokes More Bruce Lee Jokes

What do you call a peaceful Bruce Lee?

Gent Lee (Gently)

What is Bruce Lee's favourite drink?

Wataaaah!

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans