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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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Why is a sofa like a roast chicken?

Because they're both full of stuffing!

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

What did Zach De La Rocha bring home from the beach?

A pocket full of shells.

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What is the name of Bruce Lee's crippled brother?

Broccoli

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What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.