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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

How did the Italians lose WWII?

They ordered ziti instead of shells.

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What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Waattaaah!

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean