What do you call Bruce Lee stuffed in a shell?

A crustacean

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Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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How do you make a racing snail faster?

I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish.

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.

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What does Bruce Lee drink when he's thirsty?

Wa-TAH!

What is Bruce Lee's beverage of choice?

WATAAAAAR

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What's a Londoner's favorite seafood?

King's Crustacean.

What do you call a gas station that sells crabs?

A crustacean.